Ellie Messe

My name is not actually Ellie Messe, I have a pseudonym so that I can feel like the Batman of the author world. I write solely for my sister, whose name shall not be mentioned to protect her lesbian identity. I'm a fun loving book dragon who has the ability to make sailors blush with colorful language and obscene gestures. I love reading, mostly young adult and new age. I'm a part of a BANGerangin' book club that is guaranteed to be better than yours. I like to spend my days wandering around department stores while reading erotica out loud, scaring the piss out of people, and playing \